I love my little iriver mp3 player. Not just because it’s little and cute… but because it spontaneously starts recording in my purse. Tonight I found this clip on it. I have no idea what I was talking about, or when this was recorded.
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I’m on a debate high. That was much better then the Obama/McCain debate.
Palin totally charmed me with her folksiness.. so much so I didn’t even notice that she couldn’t answear 80% of the questions and kept bring it back to energy.. you know she’s an oil and gas regulater!! Oh and a maverick.. she’s a maverick.. and so is McCain! MAVERICKS YEAH! Biden just kept going on and on and on about plans and actions, yawn. I want my head of state to be cute!
“Sarah Palin is the most disrespectful thing that anybody could have done to woman at any time.”
-Roseanne Barr on Real Time with Bill Maher
We just got back for a crayfish party.
You rip apart these poor little creatures,
eat their meat and drink a lot (I’m totally wasted). The fun really begins when the American at the table is sickened by the poop canal.
I had a great idea. Stop motion movie remakes with crayfish. Crayfish “Showgirls” Crayfish “Valley of the Dolls” Crayfish “Charlie’s Angels 2: Full Throttle.” The possibilities are endless.
I just found these on the net. Someone took away all of Garfields thought bubbels. It actually makes it better. I know a lot of people hate Garfield but I always loved it.
They took it out yesterday. The surgeon decided he wanted to try pulling it just to get a feel for it and as he said “if it fractures the operating room is right next door. If it doesn’t and I get it out here it’s cheaper for you.” I’m never one to turn up a deal! So he gave me the Novocaine which was the worst part. It felt like a golf ball was slowly growing on the roof of my mouth. He was trying to make small talk with me but images of swallowing my own tounge were flying threw my head. I started gaging. If I had eaten anything, (which I didn’t because I know myself so well) I would have thrown up all over the pretty little white porcelain spitting sink. He started tugging and I could feel that it was loosening. He kept tugging and yanking and within 5 minuets it was out in one piece. No muss no fuss. He asked if I wanted to keep the tooth to which I said “YEAH!!”
The recovery sucks! I’m living in constant fear of dislodging the blood clot and getting what is called “dry socket.” Today I ate and although I chewed on the other side, something I can’t do without tilting my head(?), and then washed it out with mouth wash and water, I’m still a little nervous. I mean if I had an open wound on my leg I wouldn’t rub soup and Ben and Jerry’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream all over it would I?
I’m taking Ipren and Alvadone for the pain. Which is Ibuprofen and Acetaminophen. I took them just as the Novocaine was wearing off, so I got a good 15 minuets of pure “this is what it feels like when someone ripes a tooth from your head” pain. This morning around 7 I woke up and the drugs had worn off, that was also bad. It was so stiff. I couldn’t open my jaw enough to say the word hand.
But I can feel it’s getting better and then I’m going to eat nothing but hard scratchy food for weeks! Oh and snus!! My God! I got the patch and used that yesterday and today, but it hurts! I’ve tried it on both arms and every few hours I get like an aching in my arm for 10 minuets or so. It’s gross to think that’s from the nicotine seeping into my skin. So skip that. I’ll take 1 or 2 snuns tomorrow. I will live.
I’ve been playing on this site Avanoo all night. It’s a polling site and you can upload your own questions. Then it gives you details about the results. So if you want you can find out how many people on this site read on the toilet. Think how many papers a sociologist could write from the data on this site. HA! *SNAP*
I’m alone! W00t! “He” is off sell sausages with his parents till Tuesday! TUESDAY! Lord. It’s been so long since I have been alone, able to wallow in my own crapulence. Tonight I watched 3 movies, cried to 2 of them, ate nachos for dinner, and clipped my toenails in bed. Oh yeah. I’m that gross! On the other hand, I did also break one thing and almost break another. See I was on my way from the computer room to the living-room with our brand new 2 gig memory stick with a movie on it. Oh and the cap was off.. that’s an important detail. But I needed to wash my hands. So I did what any normal person would do and held the memory stick in my mouth between my teeth as I washed my hands in the bathroom sink. Then I started to get worried that having it in my mouth for the time it would take me to wash my hands thoroughly would make me gag so I leaned down and tried to lay it on the top part of the sink while still washing my hands. Of course it fell into the sink which was full of soapy water. But I picked it up really quickly and dried it off and it still works. So then later.. I accidentally ran the wheel of my desk chair into the wireless usb that was sticking out of the front of my computer. It’s bent and I can’t bend it back. You think I would have learned after breaking “HIS” blue-tooth usb thing that was sticking out of the front of his computer a few months ago. Heh. I’m about as delicate and thoughtful as a 11 year old boy. I wounder what I will do/break tomorrow night after a few glasses of wine.
My boss just gave me a banana.