I also experimented with backwards signing (with echos.)
rrbackwards
That’s Rick Ashley… you’ve been backwards rick rolled.

I wanted to try it in Swedish too, so I used the only song I know in Swedish that’s not a drinking song.
swedish

Oh fun. Now I have a butt load of stuff to do today and only a few hours to do it.

2) Women can’t say No. No, when said by a woman, is not an answer but the start of a negotiation.

3) They prefix them selfs with “just.” I’m Just a mother, Just a wife, Just Oprah.

There are others but lets take these three.

1a) I take time for myself. My whole life is for myself. Most of the time I’m not even aware other people are in the room, I’m too busy thinking about myself. That is the joy of being childless/a sociopath.

2a) I’ve already said “No” to three people today, and it’s only noon. (See #1a)

3a) I’m just f*ing awesome!!

Sure it’s easy for me to criticizes (see #3a) and I know people have these problems, but I hate the way it’s made into a whole “woman are like this” thing on Oprah. It irritates me the way the sanitary napkin commercial that shows woman marching in the street to an empowering anthem “Ain’t gonna’ let no body turn me around, turn me around” irritates me. It’s insulting. Oprah will teach women to have a spine/be empowered so marketers can use that to sell us female products like tampons and vacuum cleaners. I’d rather that song was in a commercial for a big black strap on. The sad thing is I guess American women do need Oprah to teach them how to be A NORMAL HUMAN WITH AN OUNCE OF SELF RESPECT because the boost in woman voters Sarah Palin is pulling in shows a real problem with the gender in that (my… *sigh*) country.

EDIT: OMG OMG.. I found the commercial on Youtube!

To whom ever it may concern:

As you all know Valentines has previously been a very busy time for the two of us. Phone calls, flowers, and love letters have bombarded us. Looking back at this we realized that there is a more simple way to plan the most important night of the year. As the modern day, strong, independent women we are, we know what we want and we wont settle for less. For yours and ours sake, we have taken the time to put together a list of what we are looking for in the perfect Valentines dates, and men to spend it with.

Terms of the Date:

We realize that women can be a bit demanding at times, but we feel that these are just a few simple gentlemanly things that one could do to make our date special.

1) Pick us up within a 100-mile radius.

2) Wear clothing (shoes optional)

3) Show yourselves in public with us. (Negotiable)

4) No reading materials.

5) NO ELECTRONICS! (e.g. Laptops, pacemakers, CD players, or portable video games)

What we require in men:

After all our experiences in dating, we have come to realize that this list is not as unnecessary it might seem to an untrained eye.

1) Two separate men.

2) Born in last century

3) Straight/ bisexual/ at least once fantasized about women

4) No close relatives

What we can accept in men:

Given the last four points, you might find us a little bit picky. There for we want to point out that we are not as hard to please, as we seem. We can overlook the following things:

1) Alcoholics

2) Formally institutionalized or incarcerated

3) Different forms of handicaps. For example:

· Amputees

· Epileptics

· Men suffering from Turrets syndrome

· Various birth defects

4) Smokers/snusers

5) Homeless

6) Incontinent/ Impotent

7) Deaf and/or mute

We offer:

One should know this list is unnecessary

1) Availability ……like you’ve NEVER seen BEFORE!

2) No commitments

3) We are willing to travel. – FAR!

If you or someone you know is interested, or have questions/comments reply to this e-mail. (Letter of recommendation is preferred)

We hope you all have a safe and happy Valentines Day!

All our love,

K**** A*** K******* L***

And

T*** K*** S*******

So why is it the all the comedians I love never do anything? Sarah Silverman, Zach Galifianakis, Harland Williams, David Cross. They are all really funny people, but only show up in these shitty movies with minor roles. With the exception of Harland Williams who’s portrayal of the hitchhiker in “There’s Something About Mary” was great. But a girl can only live on the six minuet abs scene for so long. Why can’t they come do stand up in Sweden?

is this funny? Willem DaFoe and Will Farrell in The Procedure

Is this? Nell Carter + Bea Arthur+ Carlton Banks = OMFG!

I’m sure this is.. Zach Galifianakis’ Kanye West Video

Apparently a lot of people have had this problem. Most of them have fixed it by adding a string in the registry but that string is already in mine and it’s still not working. I hate technology.

I’m going to work at Elvis’s café tomorrow. I’ve never work a service job before, I suck at math, and of course the interaction with Swedish people speaking Swedish is scary. I just hope they don’t ask to many questions and just stick to the basic “en kaffe tack.” But it will be worth it. Elvis and I negotiated and I got benefits out of it. That includes Dental! So after work tomorrow I should get that root canal I need. Maybe a grill.

Tweedledee is leaving for China tomorrow. He’ll be gone for 6 months. And unlike the other Tweedle, I think he will actually stay there that long. What will I do!!??!! Well in truth I am going to be going back to Linköping soon anyway so it wont make that much of a difference in my life. Which is all that matters.. my life. And I am really excited to hear how it goes for him.

It will be nice to get back to my apartment and life, although I will be really busy. I’m going to be study full time and getting my licenses and working here and there. I have like a million little things that need to be taken care of. Since I got married my name has changed and the visa in my passport has expired. So I need to get a new passport with the right name, and get a new visa put it in. Plus my Swedish ID card expired in 2004 so I need a new one of those with the right name, and my bankcard not only has the wrong name but is also demagnetized so I need to fix that. Not to mention the Swedish citizenship form I need to send in, then the Swedish passport I’ll need to get. At this point I can barley prove my existence to either the Swedish or American government. These things aren’t difficult just a pain. The American passport will mean a trip to Stockholm to the Embassy and the Swedish citizenship form asks me all kinds of detailed questions like how much money I’ve made since I’ve lived in Sweden. I’m going to have to get several forms from the tax authority for that and to verify to the American government that my name has changed. I need an assistant. Plus I don’t even want to think of the hassle that awaits me in arguing to the Swedish government the my middle name is indeed Kerr. I’ve been told before that Kerr is not a legitimate middle name because it’s a surname. OK fine.. but I wasn’t named in Sweden according to Swedish rules!

That’s all. Now I’m going to wait until Tweedledum calls me and tells me I can come over and cry while I watch him pack his suitcase and leave my life forever.

Every month a woman menstruates. I don’t know how it happens or why but I do know that you have to use tampons or pads, or more commonly both. So once a month, on average you need 1 pack of tampons and 1 pack of pads. Some woman need more, some woman need less, but this is about 100:- a month. 100:- a month!!! That’s 1200:- a year!! From the age of 13 to 46 (the average age of menopause on Wikipedia) that’s 39,600:-!!! Think about that. Why do woman have to pay almost 40,000:- during their lives for something they can’t control. It’s not right. And think about a family of 3 daughters and a mother!! That’s bullshit. Gudrun Schyman has to have brought this topic up before.. Maybe I should write her a letter. If men had periods do you think pads and tampons would be free? I do.

Then there’s birth control. No one should pay for that either in any country in the world. I would think that would help with over population. Or maybe if birth control was free and prevalent around the world, people would stop reproducing. And the human race would die out. But besides money, I think birth control will never be free because men will always want to repress womans sexuality. Oh yeah… I said it.