Unsupervised

I’m alone! W00t! “He” is off sell sausages with his parents till Tuesday! TUESDAY! Lord. It’s been so long since I have been alone, able to wallow in my own crapulence. Tonight I watched 3 movies, cried to 2 of them, ate nachos for dinner, and clipped my toenails in bed. Oh yeah. I’m that gross! On the other hand, I did also break one thing and almost break another. See I was on my way from the computer room to the living-room with our brand new 2 gig memory stick with a movie on it. Oh and the cap was off.. that’s an important detail. But I needed to wash my hands. So I did what any normal person would do and held the memory stick in my mouth between my teeth as I washed my hands in the bathroom sink. Then I started to get worried that having it in my mouth for the time it would take me to wash my hands thoroughly would make me gag so I leaned down and tried to lay it on the top part of the sink while still washing my hands. Of course it fell into the sink which was full of soapy water. But I picked it up really quickly and dried it off and it still works. So then later.. I accidentally ran the wheel of my desk chair into the wireless usb that was sticking out of the front of my computer. It’s bent and I can’t bend it back. You think I would have learned after breaking “HIS” blue-tooth usb thing that was sticking out of the front of his computer a few months ago. Heh. I’m about as delicate and thoughtful as a 11 year old boy. I wounder what I will do/break tomorrow night after a few glasses of wine.