Fungi

Last night Tweedledum and I watched the 8th part of the BBC series “Planet Earth.” I have to post the best part.

It’s the best. The best. But we both had the same thought. Shouldn’t there be a type of Cordyceps that infects humans?

I got home and ate left over Salmon pie. Pie, that sounds like a direct translation. Casserole.. quiche.. yeah that’s it. Ok so salmon quiche. I ate that, watched a family guy episode, and went right to bed. I woke up this morning with the worst stomach pain ever. I felt sick all morning. I thought a Cordyceps fungas was going to burst from my stomach. The pain actually woke me up a few times this morning and in my fogginess I thought that the pain was a malfunction of a technical system. The technical system being my sleep process I guess. The lesson is don’t eat quiche before bed.

Speaking of my hypochondriasis, I think I’m anemic. “What makes you think that, do you have symptoms?” No. Don’t ask stupid questions. Your like the doctors I see every month. Always wanting symptoms! You don’t have to have symptoms to be dieing of 38 various conditions and diseases!! But all joking aside…. I’m anemic. I think this because I saw an episode of ER last weekend with an anemic woman in it. My biggest problem is information. I can not handle information.